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50 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. We guarantee this clean Christmas humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

Do you know a funny Christmas joke? Click here to send it to us.

Comic by Daryll Collins


Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.


Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!

Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


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Comic by Thomas Toons


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


Comic by Scott Nickel


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


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Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


Comic by Scott Nickel


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67 Comments on 50 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

  1. Your jokes are really good, but most of all i like the first one & the last one !!!!! “:-)) 🙂 Lol !

  2. yo itz your mama // December 16, 2013 at 9:36 pm // Reply

    ok jokes i seen better but it really did make me laugh

  3. wow the jokes are great

  4. Harry Seldam // December 15, 2013 at 8:59 am // Reply

    All the jokes are dull and boring

    • no they are kinda funny…….i mean they are really funny……….how could you say that they are boring.. if you say that they are boring then I would like to hear a better joke from you..

  5. sunshinegirl // December 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm // Reply

    These jokes are so hilarious that I laugh out loud!!!

  6. love the joke about the sheep at Christmas!!!! cracked us all up!!! lol good jokes everyone!

  7. Hahaha very creative LOL told my sister while eating dinner, she choked on the meatballs.

  8. they’re funny

  9. awesome sauce // December 12, 2013 at 5:38 pm // Reply

    cheesy!!!!!

  10. Some of these are really cute! I’m going to put one joke a day in my son’s lunch until Christmas. Thanks!

  11. lol! these r awesome jokes!!!!!:)

  12. what did i do wrong this year? // December 11, 2013 at 6:29 pm // Reply

    some jokes i didnt get but some of them i could understand REALLY GOOD JOKES JUST SAYIN

  13. mad ninja skills // December 11, 2013 at 9:44 am // Reply

    darth vader and luke one was funny ^ ^ – u

  14. All the jokes are soooo funny for Christmas. They will bring laughter.

  15. Love them

  16. some of these jokes I don’t get but some of them I do LOL 🙂

  17. Rudolph the Red is SO FUNNY.

  18. I love them tooooo cute! lol

  19. not very funny

  20. some of them are cheesey

  21. Enjoyed sharing these with husband and grandkids!

  22. I told my dad he didnt understand LOL

  23. too funny!

  24. they are all rubbish I did not laugh at all

  25. MR DurpMan .007 // December 8, 2013 at 12:17 am // Reply

    LOL these are funny

  26. not bad

  27. superdaddy555 // December 5, 2013 at 11:19 pm // Reply

    ok Jokes

  28. there not that funny at all

  29. mad ninja skills // December 4, 2013 at 8:59 am // Reply

    non of these are funny 😛

  30. kjladsjkkjkjkja // December 2, 2013 at 2:16 pm // Reply

    i dont get the first one with pedro

  31. they are all funny jokes

  32. its funny

  33. These jokes were somewhat funny, but a lot of them I did not get.

  34. Great humor

  35. Thes are funny jokes and funny stuf

  36. Some cute!!!:-)

  37. Lol I love all of the jokes

  38. What lovely jokes for christmas

  39. AWESOME

  40. these jokes makes my ribs crack

  41. awesome!

  42. Very funny jokes

  43. skater dude 6212 // May 14, 2013 at 7:58 pm // Reply

    I THOUGHT I HAVE SEEN GOOD JOKES BUT THESE ARE AWESOME

  44. im funny but these r funny ones i will use sometime

  45. Don’t get ipad and christmas tree one

  46. Haha some of these are funny

  47. soooo funny you guys are genius! I told them to my folks… they cracked up!
    Thanks 4 a good laugh!

  48. Very funny! 😀

  49. those darn jokes get me crackin up

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