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50 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. We guarantee this clean Christmas humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

Do you know a funny Christmas joke? Click here to send it to us.

Comic by Daryll Collins


Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.


Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!

Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


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Comic by Thomas Toons


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


Comic by Scott Nickel


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


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Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


Comic by Scott Nickel


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51 Comments on 50 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

  1. hi I love xmas it is the best time of the year

  2. These were all so funny!!!!

  3. omg this is soooooooo funny!!!!

  4. What kind of cereal do snowmen eat?

    Frosted flakes! ! ☺😊😂

  5. best riddles i found

  6. Only 1-2 were funny

  7. Once frosty was looking at carrots and a man said what are you doing picking my nose!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Some are good some are boring

  9. cool jokes

  10. nice jokes

  11. its really funny

  12. not bad but not funny

  13. awesome jokes

  14. Sawyer: why is that there
    Ty: what
    Sawyer: that
    Ty: oh it for naughty children

  15. Love these! I sent one to two of my grandchildren.

  16. i like some like the snow bank one!

  17. they are funny. haha hohoho hohoho

  18. frosty188765 // December 8, 2015 at 2:32 pm // Reply

    this is so funny

  19. very nice

  20. It was funny. “Hahaha hohoho ohohoh”.

  21. VERY FUN JOKES SHARED THEM WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEY CRACKED UP! SEND MORE CHRISTMAS JOKES!

  22. there aren’t funny though

  23. A PERSON...... // December 5, 2015 at 2:16 pm // Reply

    You need more material, don’t change your material just get some more you?

  24. Very cute

  25. I love this joke Knock knock who’s there Olive Olive who Olive the other reindeer SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Reindeer Games // December 2, 2015 at 1:13 pm // Reply

    What do people love about santa?

    His presence!

  27. I like the jokes but only one was not boring

  28. What did the Christmas tree Say to sant?

    What?

    Don’t forget to eat your cookies

  29. lol

  30. that was stopid

  31. How come Santa didn’t have to pay for his sleigh?

    Cause it was on the house.

  32. mermaid girl // December 1, 2015 at 5:28 pm // Reply

    I can’t use any because ether we heard them at school or there’re not funny.

  33. Student: are we going to see Santa here in class?
    Teacher: of course not, why do you ask?
    Student: because yesterday you said that today we were going to be learning about clauses.

  34. loved all of them even told them to somebody since chriristmas is coming

  35. Like the jokes

  36. shorty shrimp // November 24, 2015 at 11:18 pm // Reply

    Santa:What do you call a elf that sings?
    Mrs.Clause:i don’t know what?
    Santa:A wrapper

  37. Knock knock

  38. What kind of bird can write? What. A pen-guin

  39. I like all of the jokes but the knock knock ones they were kind of boring and regular.

  40. christmasjokes1234 // October 25, 2015 at 4:07 pm // Reply

    nice jokes

  41. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    What?
    Nice to snow you!

  42. Christmas Ideas for Kids // September 13, 2015 at 2:53 am // Reply

    Not good

  43. Perfect

  44. really bad jokes

  45. LOVED THE JOKES, OUR PRINCEPAL TOLD AFEW, THANKS WENDI FOR FINDING THIS, LOVE IT……….

  46. Nock nock
    Who’s there
    Merry
    Merry Who
    Merry Christmas

  47. If the sheep says “Fleece Navidad”, the dog says “Fleas Navidad”…

  48. Some were really corny, but some were funny.

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