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50 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. We guarantee this clean Christmas humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

Do you know a funny Christmas joke? Click here to send it to us.

Comic by Daryll Collins


Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.


Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!

Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


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Comic by Thomas Toons


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


Comic by Scott Nickel


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


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Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


Comic by Scott Nickel


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56 Comments on 50 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

  1. AMAZING

  2. they could have been better but some were cool, i wrote them down so i could tell them later.

  3. i love the jokes really funny :-&

  4. cow man 2044 // December 7, 2016 at 10:52 am // Reply

    super funny lol

  5. i thought theese jokes were so funny but apperently my dad doesn’t

  6. I liked a few

  7. CuteKittys4eva // December 2, 2016 at 10:58 am // Reply

    LOL thes jokes

  8. those were the best jokes i ever heard

  9. #PandaLover10 // November 25, 2016 at 3:26 pm // Reply

    Great jokes! I also love that you put the author of the jokes underneath and how you added pictures to make it more fun for the visitors. Great work and keep it up!

  10. Mario is awesome // November 23, 2016 at 2:16 pm // Reply

    FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! Best jokes ever! Still LOL! Love ’em all!

  11. funnyest website evah!!!

  12. I like the jokes

  13. None Shall Pass // November 1, 2016 at 3:32 pm // Reply

    Teacher: Define scary
    Student: Santa Claus

  14. mr. dude guy // October 3, 2016 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    awesome nice jokes and i love perdo

  15. These jokes are really funny

  16. Well I like tham all cause thay are funny 😅

  17. I liked the jokes but some of them were funny.😀😄😅😂

  18. funny as heck I almost fell over

  19. These jokes are going to make me cry, they are so corny.

  20. Add more jokes, they’re hilarious

  21. Truly hilarious!

  22. awesome jokes proably best ever

  23. I really cried because of laughing. My friend laughed too much.

  24. BenjaminTieGuy // December 24, 2015 at 9:45 pm // Reply

    BoysLife, you never let me down!

  25. Non yo business // December 24, 2015 at 5:22 pm // Reply

    I thought some of them were really bad but a couple of them were good.

  26. ZWAGER 100 !!!! // December 23, 2015 at 8:43 pm // Reply

    THOSE WERE PRETTY COOL !!!!!!!!
    AND…………… AWESOME

  27. jokes were the best jokes i ever heard . And……….. they were cool

    ..
    o

  28. they are horrible

  29. I don’t get the one by Tim S

  30. THESE ARE SO FUNNY

  31. Lol super funnny

  32. those were cool jokes

  33. How does Darth Vader like his Turkey?
    On the dark side

  34. Oh man those were good

  35. tay the boss // December 17, 2015 at 4:00 pm // Reply

    lol,almost died laughing

  36. R.I. was awesome and hilarious

  37. very very very funny jokes
    I almost fell laughing at some of them

  38. wow there is some funny jokes in that list hahahaha

  39. she was here

  40. nice jockes

  41. awsome jokes

  42. brookiecookie395 // December 14, 2015 at 9:57 am // Reply

    Funny!

  43. LOL

  44. I love these jokes very much

  45. SO good!

  46. elvis super plum // December 13, 2015 at 11:33 am // Reply

    most of them where pretty bad some of them were good thoe like: what do snowman do on the weekends do!

  47. Army General // December 13, 2015 at 8:21 am // Reply

    zoe’s made no sense

  48. Nice one

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