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50 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until Christmas with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. We guarantee this clean Christmas humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

Do you know a funny Christmas joke? Click here to send it to us.

Comic by Daryll Collins


Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.


Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!

Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


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Comic by Thomas Toons


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


Comic by Scott Nickel


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


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Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


Comic by Scott Nickel


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38 Comments on 50 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

  1. Jokes are awesome and cool

  2. Ugly sweater girl // December 6, 2017 at 10:21 pm // Reply

    Most are good… Some were really bad others, too cheesy

  3. Loved these, thank you.

  4. VERY FUNNY

  5. efihfihsihfir // December 4, 2017 at 10:13 am // Reply

    Eh… they kind of fell flat

  6. Looking for jokes for a school play and these offered much that our kids could relate to. Thanks!

  7. Fried Pikle101 // December 1, 2017 at 11:49 pm // Reply

    my family laughed

  8. These are funny

  9. hahaha

  10. When I told my family all the jokes…the laughed at some of em. 🙂

  11. Joke monster // November 20, 2017 at 6:52 pm // Reply

    Why did the Gingerbread man go to the docter?

    Because he was feeling very crummy!

  12. awesome

  13. i like them all

  14. LOVE CHRISTMAS // July 4, 2017 at 3:26 pm // Reply

    These jokes are cute and funny. 🎄🎄🎄

  15. Right persoperso // December 28, 2016 at 5:10 pm // Reply

    I enjoyed these jokes, but some fell flat

  16. Some are pretty good , made my dad smile

  17. these are pathetic jokes // December 25, 2016 at 5:37 pm // Reply

    i don’t find these jokes funny at all

  18. They are not so cool.

  19. Cool!!☺

  20. Little grandma // December 24, 2016 at 5:25 pm // Reply

    My 4 year old grandson loves jokes so these are perfect! Thanks.

  21. peppermint candy. // December 23, 2016 at 10:56 am // Reply

    what do snowmen like to do on the weekends
    chill out.

  22. the jokes are very funny

  23. terrible jokes

  24. my dad loves these awesome jokes so much

  25. why did the snowman cross the road?
    i don’t know,why??
    to get to the north pole.

  26. i was struggling and i though i finally got over it, but now my friend told me one of these jokes im going to commit

  27. Some not the funny, overall… very nice jokes. 🙂

  28. Cool I guess….

  29. jokes are lovely

  30. L0L

  31. some are good. I agree.

  32. Jokes were not that funny to my family.

  33. Who is the most famous man ever with a black belt?

    Santa Claus

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