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Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 65 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until December 25th with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. We guarantee this clean holiday humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Comic by Daryll Collins


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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.


Laure: Why do mummies like the holidays so much?
Benny: Why?
Laure: They’re into all the wrapping.

Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.


Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: “Baaaa humbug!”

Joke submitted by Rylan M., Milwaukee, Wisc.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Bill: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Laura: Why?
Bill: Because the present’s beneath them.

Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.


Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio


holiday jokes

Comic by Scott Nickel


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.


Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!

Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


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Comic by Thomas Toons


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.

Joke submitted by Chance L., Larchmont, New York


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Daniel: What do fish sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.

Joke submitted by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Steve: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Tim: Not sure.
Steve: Ornamints.

Joke submitted by Steve A., Austin, Texas


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


joke for christmas

Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Sam: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
Devin: Not sure.
Sam: Tinsel-itis!

Joke submitted by Sam J., Mona, Utah


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


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Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Pam: Why?
Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke submitted by Sam P., Merrimack, N.H.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


Andrew: What did the pepper say on its holiday card?
Luke: I don’t know.
Andrew: “Season’s greetings.”

Joke submitted by Andrew T., Allen, Tex.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


funniest christmas joke

Comic by Scott Nickel


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


christmas time jokes

Comic by Scott Nickel


DOWNLOAD A FREE POCKET JOKE BOOK!

Print and fold your own pocket joke book, filled with great holiday jokes!
Download the joke book template (PDF)
Folding instructions (PDF)


Do you know a funny Christmas joke? Click here to send it to us.

24 Comments on Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 65 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

  1. A Book Never Written: “A Cat Delivering Presents” By Santa Claws

  2. cool

  3. Ginny Weasley // December 4, 2019 at 2:17 pm // Reply

    What did the ginger bread say about his new house?

    Wow my house is sweet!

  4. cool jokes!

  5. there is not that many funny jokes

  6. Link the Mario // December 2, 2019 at 9:26 pm // Reply

    REALLY AWESOME JOKES!!!!

  7. Link the Mario // December 2, 2019 at 9:25 pm // Reply

    Awesome jokes

  8. why did Rudolph have a red nose?

    cos thats how he was born

  9. this was not funny except the bat man one

  10. Spurwing Plover // November 9, 2019 at 10:01 pm // Reply

    Q. Who brings gifts to all the birds on Christmas Eve? A.Chris-Cring-Gull

  11. Bonnkennamdi comedy // September 9, 2019 at 4:09 am // Reply

    I am comedian
    These jokes are meant to crack peoples ribs
    It’s very funny

  12. Loved the knock, knock jokes.

  13. these always give me joy.get it? joy.{i know its bad. i’m terrible at jokes.}but you should do more. love these jokes!!

  14. so funny love the jokes

  15. Made me smile. Thank-you! Merry Christmas to all!

  16. What happened to Santa when he got back to the North Pole?
    He had diabetes.

  17. Keep em coming!

  18. i need a really really funny joke that can make my 14 year old brother laugh really hard.

  19. Awesome kid jokes

  20. I’m a teacher and I’m looking for good jokes and I found ’em.

  21. fat santa man 777 // December 12, 2018 at 12:31 pm // Reply

    the comics are good

  22. These jokes are really really funny

  23. Loved all the jokes.

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