Funny Fourth of July Jokes and Comics
Light the funny fuse on your Independence Day celebration with these hilarious Fourth of July jokes from Boys’ Life readers. Do you know a funny Fourth of July joke? Click here to send it to us.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Justin: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Gerald: Why?
Justin: Because she can’t sit down.
Joke by Justin A., Oquawka, Ill.
George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July!
Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
Alex: Where did our first president keep his mice?
Will: Tell me.
Alex: Mount Vermin!
Joke by Joshua R., Birmingham, Ala.
Comic by Scott A. Masear
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded.
Joke by Jeffrey D., Lansing, Mich.
Johnny: Does Europe have a 4th of July?
Josh: No.
Johnny: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.
Joke by Jude P. D., Rayne, La.
A book never written: “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
Joke by Jason F., Hillsborough, N.J.
Joe: My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.
Moe: Is he all right now?
Joe: I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.
Submitted by Joshua G., Corvallis, Mont.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Teacher: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?
Johnny: “Get in the boat, men!”
Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
A book never written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech.
Joke by Ben H., Ontario, N.Y.
Harry: What do you call an American drawing?
John: What?
Harry: Yankee doodle!
Joke by Aubrey T., Jackson, Miss.
Alvin: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans.
Alex: Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they?
Joke by Alex I., Exeter, R.I.
Comic by Scott Nickel
A book never written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard.
Joke by Sam B., Hingham, Mass.
Teacher: More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.
Caleb: Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!
Joke by Caleb B., Borfield, Ill.
Pedro: What was the patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?
Ordep: I don’t know. What?
Pedro: Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
Joke by Greg B., Corning, N.Y.
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
Joke by Luke M., Morganton, N.C.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Robert: What’s red, white and blue?
Bradley: Our flag, of course.
Robert: And a sad candy cane!
Joke by Robert D., Rowlett, Tex.
A book never written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
Joke by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.
Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?
Johnny: “Play ball”?
Joke by Nate C., Ipswich, Mass.
Robert: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
John: I don’t know.
Robert: Tea-shirts.
Joke by John D., Richmond, Va.
Fred: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?
Joe: This one is a toughy.
Fred: Aretha Franklin!
Joke by Kevin V., Monrovia, Calif.
A book never written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks.
Joke by Leonard C., San Diego, Calif.
What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker? My pop is bigger than your pop!
I really love the declaration 1
I like the declaration of independence won
I like the one about chicken catch-a-tory.
CooL!!!!!!!!
😛😛LOL
I loved the joke that said, “does europe have a fourth of july?” “no” “yes, it comes right after the third of july”
must have more
Yea, it’s supposed to be “Does England have a 4th of July,” because we fought them, not all of Europe.
😀COOL
most of these were really corny but still funny
I don’t get the boat one
I love these jokes
A retha <because it sounds like wreath: Franklin!
I think…..
funny!
cool
I think there’s only 1 funny joke the 18th
Funny most some corny. Mostly humorous
How do I post a joke
it’s hard do not get those jokes! There are some very funny ones but not all!
THEESE ARE GREAT KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!
i lke the lst one the bst
i have seen most elsewhere…
Lol
awesome
weird
ribtickling
I didn’t get none of these “Jokes” some sounded like actual historical fact
some are funny some are not.
Awesome Jokes!
ya!
I told the sad candy cane 1 to my Grandma.
Hilarious! Hahaha!
Awsome
I don’t get it.
That is not how u spell awesome. 🙂
awesome
I love them
I dont get the jokes.
like these jokes
hahaha
I loved it
funniest jokes I ever read!
VERY,VERY funny
funny! happy fourth of july!
funniest jokes I ever read!
Very Funny!! WEEEEE DOGGIE
Veeeryy..funnny
FUNNY HAHAHAHA
cool
I agree
I liked the tea party one, Europes Fourth of July, and the Statue of Liberty.
Most are funny hahaha!
funny