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30 Funny Back-To-School Jokes

Summer vacation is over, and that’s no laughing matter. But you can go back to the classroom with a smile on your face, thanks to these funny jokes about school sent in by Boys’ Life readers. Do you know a funny joke? Click here to send it to us.

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Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, โ€œWhat did you learn today?โ€

โ€œNot enough,โ€ Luke replies. โ€œThey said I have to go back tomorrow.โ€

Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!

Submitted by Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.


A book never written: โ€œThe Best Subject in Schoolโ€ by Jim Class.

Submitted by Ian B., Howell, N.J.


David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I donโ€™t know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!

Submitted by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: Iโ€™m stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Josh: I donโ€™t know. Why?
Chad: Theyโ€™re good at trick questions.

Submitted by Chad N., Firestone, Colo.


Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!

Submitted by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.


A book never written: โ€œHigh School Mathโ€ by Cal Q. Luss.

Submitted by Josh A., Los Angeles, Calif.


A book never written: โ€œWhen Does School Start?โ€ by Wendy Belrings.

Submitted by Alex M., Ashland, Mass.


Joe: Whatโ€™s the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I donโ€™t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.

Submitted by Connor B., Metairie, La.


Tom Swiftie: โ€œWe have too many quizzes in school!โ€ Tom said testily.

Submitted by Brian C., Snohomish, Wash.


Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

Submitted by Kyle S., Chesapeake, Va.


Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: Thatโ€™s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

Submitted by Zachary D. G., Rutherford, N.J.


Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!

Submitted by Sean G., Kailua, Hawaii


What kind of school do you go to if youโ€™reโ€ฆ
โ€ฆan ice cream man? Sundae school.
โ€ฆa giant? High school.
โ€ฆa surfer? Boarding school.
โ€ฆKing Arthur? Knight school.

Submitted by Ryan K., North Platte, Neb.


Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: Thatโ€™s right!

Submitted by Adam P., Wichita, Kan.


Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Submitted by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.


Teacher: Daniel, Iโ€™ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
Daniel: Iโ€™m glad itโ€™s Friday!

Submitted by Martin R., Belmont, Mass.


Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
Cheryl: I donโ€™t know.
Phil: He has only one pupil.

Submitted by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.


Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the great airports!

Submitted by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.


Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.

Submitted by Harry B., Longmeadow, Mass.


Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!

Submitted by Glenn J., Santa Ana, Calif.


Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, maโ€™am. At the bottom.

Submitted by Luke M., Morganton, N.C.


Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: Thatโ€™s a good idea, Jordan.
Jordan: No, itโ€™s not. Then sheโ€™ll know I canโ€™t spell.

Submitted by Jordan R., Nashville, Tenn.


Peter: Whatโ€™s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, โ€œSpit out that gum!โ€ and a train says, โ€œChew! Chew!โ€

Submitted by Ted S., Lisle, Ill.


Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: Whatโ€™s the direct object?
Student: A good report card.

Submitted by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.


Teacher: Why canโ€™t you work in an orange juice factory?
Student: I donโ€™t know. Why?
Teacher: Because you canโ€™t concentrate!

Submitted by Caleb S., Mount Vernon, Mo.


Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didnโ€™t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didnโ€™t do my homework.

Submitted by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.


John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Whoโ€™s there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekendโ€”no homework!

Submitted by John S., Farmington, Ga.


Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I donโ€™t have a dog.

Submitted by Austin C., Bowie, Md.


51 Comments on 30 Funny Back-To-School Jokes

  1. creative gamer 123 // April 22, 2018 at 3:48 pm // Reply

    hah i like the m&m one

  2. pinkypolish // March 21, 2018 at 2:25 am // Reply

    aha a bit cheesyyy, the jokes were quite funny but not the best that i have seen xD

  3. SuperCellular // February 26, 2018 at 3:01 pm // Reply

    Wonderful! Super Funny and we LOVE YOU! Super Cellular & The Microheroes!

  4. Super’b very funny

  5. very very very very funny

  6. i laughed xo much until i forgot that am in a meeting

  7. these jokes are the best jokes i ever heard thanks

  8. I love it

  9. Hate school lovejokes!

  10. Wow! Really finny and real.

  11. my dog only eats subway sandwiches

  12. RABBID GOES BWAH // August 30, 2017 at 3:48 pm // Reply

    I like the comic

  13. Hog Riders of the Lost Ark // August 26, 2017 at 6:35 pm // Reply

    I,m Homeschooled ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. natebot 1000tdm // August 20, 2017 at 7:20 pm // Reply

    loved the first joke๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  15. undiscovered // August 18, 2017 at 9:35 am // Reply

    good jokes my teacher will luv them! ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. NICE JOKES

  17. NOT TO FUNNY

  18. funny nice lol

  19. Doubledubs // June 23, 2017 at 9:35 am // Reply

    pretty funny

  20. Nice

  21. Very boring

  22. HAHAHAHA

  23. Undertale Fan // April 24, 2017 at 7:37 pm // Reply

    Good Punny Jokes. Sans the skeleton would probably love these jokes, too!

  24. KING AWESOME // April 16, 2017 at 6:45 pm // Reply

    GOOD JOKES GUYS HAHAHAHAH

  25. Very funny .I’m still laughing ha ha ha!

  26. HILARIOUS JOKES

  27. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ // February 7, 2017 at 1:25 pm // Reply

    HHHHAAAA MOST ARE JOKES FOR EVERYWHERE ELSE ARE CORNY BUT I’M LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF AT THESE

  28. Awesome

  29. THIS IS FUNNY

  30. terrible puns

  31. wow great collection of jokes………..nice

  32. interesting and funny

  33. Very Nice & Funny

  34. Cute girl .. // October 5, 2016 at 7:16 am // Reply

    They are good………….

  35. Cute girl .. // October 5, 2016 at 7:15 am // Reply

    very funny !!!!!!I like them …………

  36. So funny

  37. Nice collection of jokes!

  38. hi whats up // August 23, 2016 at 4:09 pm // Reply

    nice i cant make up a good joke to save my life

  39. this is FUNNY!

  40. They were so funny!!!!!!!!

  41. qwertyuiop๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘‘ // August 14, 2016 at 12:33 pm // Reply

    These are very good jokes!!!!!!!!

  42. qwertyuiop๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘‘ // August 14, 2016 at 12:32 pm // Reply

    Very funny jokes. I’ll use some.

  43. Totes Funny i laughed and laughed for hours i will tell my teachers

  44. I’ve Loved Them

  45. #epic jokes fan // July 8, 2016 at 11:56 am // Reply

    These are epically great jokes totes need to make some more had me in fits of laughter for hours๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†great to tel, your teachers๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜Ž

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