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54 Comments on Write a Funny Caption For This Photo

  1. Did I hear a whistle?

  2. Photo to show your friends you want to prove that snails have no brains

  3. Katniss Everdeen // November 1, 2019 at 7:40 pm // Reply

    ooey, gooey was a snail a mighty snail was he, he stepped upon the railroad track, the train he did not see, OOEY GOOEY!

  4. The photo to show your friends when you want to prove to them that a snail has no brains

  5. The little snail that could
    I can do it I can do it
    (10 years later) i’m a old snail now but that can’t stop me
    this snail is a great example of perseverance

  6. Can you help me…PLEASE?

  7. Are we there yet?

  8. Rip mr snail // October 31, 2019 at 2:16 pm // Reply

    This is just like the action movies now I have to see who will save me.

  9. FINALLY

  10. Slow and steady……..wins the rail

  11. CHOO-CHOO am I as fast as a train now

  12. 1 mile done only 2,690 to go.

  13. life as a snail hobo

  14. Anonymous Patrol Leader // October 30, 2019 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    Just… A… Little… Further…

  15. Just making my monthly grocery run.

  16. Train! wait for me.

  17. -THEtiggerOFFICIAL // October 30, 2019 at 12:35 pm // Reply

    Slowpoke Rodriguez eat your heart out!!!

  18. When the train won’t come.

  19. talk about snail mail

  20. Hey, if a train comes, I can always hide in my shell.

  21. Tornado Turtle // October 28, 2019 at 10:36 pm // Reply

    So Mr. Train says he’s faster eh? I’ll show him that all his talk is hot air.

  22. Ok only 5.2 million miles left

  23. just a second as i leave a penny here

  24. Lester finally decided to break with family tradition traveling by using the outdated Snailway, and opted for the more modern Railway. Sadly, though this decision he soon came to regret.

  25. Awesome view! Now how do I get down?

  26. Squidwardinachair99 // October 28, 2019 at 5:08 pm // Reply

    I’m train-ing for the Olympics!

  27. I will neva surrender

  28. I’ve been working on the railroad all the live long day!

  29. TheWillOfTheWild // October 27, 2019 at 8:30 pm // Reply

    “My fellow bandits, and I are bringing this train down!”

  30. he who's name is not known // October 27, 2019 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    snail: WHY WON’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER!!!

  31. cooldog15561 // October 27, 2019 at 9:57 am // Reply

    wait this isn’t a sidewalk!

  32. BoyWithALife // October 26, 2019 at 10:29 pm // Reply

    Hiking merit badge, here I come!

  33. BoyWithALife // October 26, 2019 at 10:27 pm // Reply

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single – wait a second

  34. Man I am beating everyone

  35. he who's name is not known // October 24, 2019 at 11:42 am // Reply

    COME ON! WHY WON’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER! THE TRAIN IS ALMOST HERE!

  36. Mario and Cappy // October 24, 2019 at 11:14 am // Reply

    Day 5: Moved ten feet
    Day 15: Kinda hungry
    Day 25: I left my stuffed bear at home
    gotta turn around.

  37. Snail: ‘ey watch it we’re racing ‘ere ,saying to the bird.

    Train: what took you so long.

  38. Cobras Rule! // October 23, 2019 at 9:43 pm // Reply

    Why are the rails shaking?

  39. aaah a perfect resting place

  40. doesn't matter // October 22, 2019 at 3:48 pm // Reply

    when a snail thinks it’s a train.

  41. Almost there come on!

  42. Aargh! I left my engine at home!

  43. Random Scout // October 20, 2019 at 8:00 pm // Reply

    The little Snail that could- by little snail

  44. bestofall667 // October 20, 2019 at 7:18 pm // Reply

    how do i get down??

  45. save me dear cowboy

  46. GamePlayer99 // October 15, 2019 at 10:00 am // Reply

    Country roads…take me home…

  47. king_t'challa // October 14, 2019 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    woah man, that’s a big piece of grass!

  48. Fruit loops

  49. Catman super // October 12, 2019 at 11:38 am // Reply

    It’s taken me a decade and I STILL haven’t reached Washington

  50. snail:oh no a bird!
    bird gets hit by train.
    snail:good.but what about me?!

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