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Robot jokes

Robotics isn’t all serious. It can also be the source of some pretty funny jokes.

Laugh at some of the robot jokes below, and then send us some of your own.

Send us your favorite robot joke

A book never written:
“Artificial Intelligence” by Anne Droid.
Submitted by David F.

Jack: Why was the robot angry?
Ben: Beats me.
Jack: Because someone kept pushing his buttons!
Submitted by Jack D.

Ron: What is a robot’s favorite type of music?
John: I really don’t know.
Ron: Heavy metal!
Submitted by Edward C.

Ben: How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
John: I haven’ t a clue.
Ben: Three — one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!
Submitted by Ben B.

Griffin: Why did the robot go back to robot school?
Brent: Tell me.
Griffin: Because his skills were getting a little rusty!
Submitted by Griffin B.

Lance: What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
Luke: Dunno. What?
Lance: A trans-farmer!

A book never written: “All About Robots” by Cy Borg.

Billy: What did the man say to his dead robot?
Bob: What?
Billy: “Rust in peace.”

21 Comments on Robot jokes

  1. they just joking and it is funny

  2. they kidding

  3. Ilike them

  4. It’s funny

  5. I do not understand second joke

  6. Very funny

  7. It is nice I Like it so much.

  8. i think you are funny

  9. The one with the dead robot and the man is funny lol😂😂😂

  10. These are kinda funny i guess

  11. nice very fuuny

  12. very funny. like number 5!!!!!!!

  13. It is funny but i cant understand yhe 2nd joke

  14. Very funny that I can not stop laughing hahahaha

  15. love it haha :)

  16. Him overthrew // December 25, 2012 at 6:36 pm // Reply

    I love them! Thanks a lot!

  17. savvy2020999 // October 13, 2012 at 5:16 am // Reply


  18. fredisdead // April 22, 2011 at 8:53 pm // Reply

    What did the robot say to his girlfriend?

    I’m sparking all over you!

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