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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

27 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. Good job

  2. I’m so tired of all this pokemon go hype

  3. that was funny



  6. hi i love pikachu

  7. QuilavaFan // July 27, 2016 at 8:24 pm // Reply

    I love these jokes they are so funny

  8. Super_cool_love_ // July 25, 2016 at 8:00 am // Reply

    Q.How do you get pikachu on the bus
    A. You poke him on

  9. Andrew get from greenwood lake that was a funny one

  10. youneverknow // July 22, 2016 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    wow. pika-poo?

  11. These are terrible. Just terrible.

  12. What is a pokemon’s favorite food?


  13. Master_Arceus // July 17, 2016 at 8:16 am // Reply

    I am not a pirate. I will destroy you with my Judgement! I am stronger than even Mewtwo! Stronger than Magikarp! I will win!

  14. Pikachulover192 // July 11, 2016 at 5:58 pm // Reply

    What pokemon will peek at you?

  15. pokermon gotta bet em all

  16. Pokemon classic joke:
    How do you get Pikachu to ride the bus? You Poke-uh-mon! (Pokemon)

  17. Wanna know how I play poker?
    With my poker-mon cards!

  18. #8 is like evil knivel the famous stunt man

  19. I don’t get number 8…

  20. the pokemaster // November 19, 2015 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    that was very punny

  21. Those jokes were funny 😄

  22. I don’t play the games but I used to watch the videos but i stopped and now i stick to cards but I know a lot of pokemon and their spellings.

  23. what do you call pokemon droppings?

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