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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

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We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

21 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. hi i love pikachu

  2. QuilavaFan // July 27, 2016 at 8:24 pm // Reply

    I love these jokes they are so funny

  3. Super_cool_love_ // July 25, 2016 at 8:00 am // Reply

    Q.How do you get pikachu on the bus
    A. You poke him on

  4. Andrew get from greenwood lake that was a funny one

  5. youneverknow // July 22, 2016 at 8:52 pm // Reply

    wow. pika-poo?

  6. These are terrible. Just terrible.

  7. What is a pokemon’s favorite food?

    pika-chow!

  8. Master_Arceus // July 17, 2016 at 8:16 am // Reply

    I am not a pirate. I will destroy you with my Judgement! I am stronger than even Mewtwo! Stronger than Magikarp! I will win!

  9. Pikachulover192 // July 11, 2016 at 5:58 pm // Reply

    What pokemon will peek at you?
    Pikachu

  10. pokermon gotta bet em all

  11. Pokemon classic joke:
    How do you get Pikachu to ride the bus? You Poke-uh-mon! (Pokemon)

  12. Wanna know how I play poker?
    With my poker-mon cards!

  13. #8 is like evil knivel the famous stunt man
    😕
    #pokemon4eva

  14. I don’t get number 8…

  15. the pokemaster // November 19, 2015 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    that was very punny

  16. Those jokes were funny 😄

  17. I don’t play the games but I used to watch the videos but i stopped and now i stick to cards but I know a lot of pokemon and their spellings.

  18. what do you call pokemon droppings?
    Pika-POO!

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