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15 Funny Solar Eclipse Jokes

Brighten up the Great American Eclipse with these 15 funny jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. These totally funny solar eclipse jokes will guarantee your humor won’t be overshadowed on Aug. 21.

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Max: What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?
Paul: Tell me.
Max: A light snack!
Joke by Max C., Trussville, Ala.


Austin: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Jaime: How?
Austin: Eclipse it.
Joke by Austin G., Baltimore, Md.


Wyatt: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?
Cody: I haven’t a clue.
Wyatt: It waved.
Joke by Wyatt P., Sumerduck, Va.


Walker: What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?
Ben: I don’t know. What?
Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.”
Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.


Ian: What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?
Angus: What?
Ian: “Pleased to heat you again.”
Joke by Ian T., Acton, Mass.


A book never written: “The Dark” by Ima Fraid.
Joke by Colin W., Fishers, Ind.


Liam: What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?
Jesse: No clue.
Liam: Fruit of the Moon!
Joke by Carrington C., Richmond, Va.


Ryan: What is the moon’s favorite gum?
Crista: Who knows?
Ryan: Eclipse!
Joke by Ryan G., Houston, Tex.


Oliver: When can astronauts not land on the moon?
David: When?
Oliver: When it is full.
Joke by Oliver D., Flower Mound, Tex.


John: How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
Tim: How?
John: You planet.
Joke by John M., Norwood, Mass.


Buster: What’s the most famous painting of an eclipse?
Sonya: What?
Buster: The Moona Lisa.
Joke by Sergio H., Humble, Tex.


Liz: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
John: I don’t know?
Liz: Because it already had a million degrees!
Joke by Liz W., Margate, Fla.


Nathan: What did the scientists conclude when they found bones on the moon?
Nick: Not sure.
Nathan: The cow didn’t make it!
Joke by Nathan C., Redwood City, Calif.


Rushabh: Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Tommy: No.
Rushabh: Great food, but no atmosphere.
Joke by Rushabh S., East Windsor, N.J.


Jacob: Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Joke by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.


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7 Comments on 15 Funny Solar Eclipse Jokes

  1. Unknown 🤐🤔 // August 22, 2017 at 8:01 pm // Reply

    Nice jokes lol 😂

  2. these were awesome and i loved the solar eclipse

  3. .............. // August 21, 2017 at 10:36 am // Reply

    During a solar eclipse the moon photo bombs the sun

  4. Fantastic!!!!

  5. Well, at least they are clean. I love every one of them!

    Happy, safe viewing on Mon,

    Old Scout

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