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20 funny baseball jokes


You’ll hit a humor home run with these funny baseball jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. Do you know a funny joke? Click here to send it to us.


Nathan: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Kyle: I’m stumped.
Nathan: “Catch ya later!”

Submitted by Nathan R., Santa Fe, N.M.


Michael: Why are some umpires fat?
Andrew: Tell me
Michael: They always clean their plate!

Submitted by Noah B., Lincoln, Neb.


Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”

“Roof,” the dog barked.

Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.

“Rough.”

He still wasn’t convinced.

“O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog.

“Ruth.”

With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: Was it Hank Aaron?”

Submitted by Emily S., Oswego, Ill.


Chris: Which baseball player holds water?
John: I don’t know. Which one?
Chris: The pitcher.

Submitted by Christopher V., River Ridge, La.


A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”

Submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.


Matthew: How do baseball players keep in touch?
Connor: I don’t know. How?
Matthew: They touch base every once in a while.

Submitted by Matthew R., Fullerton, Calif.


Eric: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Victor: I have no idea.
Eric: A baseball team!

Submitted by Kaden B., Columbus, Ind.


Mike: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Matt: Why?
Mike: She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Submitted by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.


Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
Tom: What?
Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

Submitted by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.


A book never written: “How to Be a Better Baseball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.

Submitted by Steven C., Apple Valley, Minn.


Mark: What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Mike: What?
Mark: Three stripes and you’re out.

Submitted by Mark L., Sicklerville, N.J.


Tanner: Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
Nancy: Why?
Tanner: She ran away from the ball.

Submitted by Tanner F., Kent, Wash.


Tanner: What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
Pedro: I don’t know. What?
Tanner: Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.

Submitted by Tanner M., Pittsburgh, Pa.


A book never written: “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.

Submitted by Alex N., Milford, N.J.


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”

Submitted by T.C. C., Oakdale, Tenn.


Riddler: A man leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Who are they?
Batman: I haven’t a clue.
Riddler: The catcher and the umpire.

Submitted by Jonathan L., Cary, N.C.


Noe: Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?
Joe: Why?
Noe: Because it’s full of fans.

Submitted by Noe O., Westbury, N.Y.


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”

Submitted by Ajay G., Allentown, Pa.


A book never written: “Pittsburgh Pirates, World Series Champions!” by Ben Waiten.

Submitted by Bill V., Ligonier, Pa.


Manager: Our new infielder cost $10 million. I call him our “Wonder Player.”
Fan: Why’s that?
Manager: Every time he plays, I wonder why I bothered to get him.

Submitted by Josh S., Pittsford, N.Y.


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Comments about “20 funny baseball jokes”

  1. Lovin a boys life! says:

    All of them were good i liked the dog one good job Emily.s

  2. Bob says:

    I liked them all

  3. Ben cope says:

    When the world ends the cubs still won’t win a World Series

  4. Bob says:

    It Was funny!!

  5. spider says:

    LOL!!! [all of them were funny!!!!]

  6. Ninjalord says:

    Warped wiseman is awesome

  7. Anonymous says:

    Make better ones

  8. Sponge bat says:

    I love this page it made me crack up

  9. Brett Kendall says:

    Whose hit more balls then babe Ruth?

  10. Hernandez#11 says:

    I found only a couple funny, can’t wait to share those with my coach (:

  11. bill says:

    Jacob: what does the bat tell the ball ?
    Chris: idk what does it ?
    Jacob: let me tap that (((;

  12. Matty moose says says:

    2 of the jokes were really funny but some of them weren’t so great but they
    were pretty awesome!!!!!

  13. Thejackster says:

    Most we’re good some stunk

  14. beaners says:

    these are awesome, i told them to my grandpa and he loves them.
    thx!

  15. auri says:

    lol i love all the jokes

  16. amber says:

    I thote it was funny what did you all think?

  17. Mickeyflicky says:

    Very funny. Really made my day :)

  18. Proud grandmother says:

    My grandsons all star team lost the championship today after 4 days of playing up to three games per day to advance. He was so sad and disappointed. So I emailed these jokes and with playing a board game with his parents and the jokes helped to lift his spirits. Thank you !

  19. HighHeater says:

    Awesomeness – corny – baseball

  20. Smiling now says:

    Thanks for the jokes! I am going to use a few for joke day tomorrow at school.

  21. Granny Hamner says:

    Pittsburgh Pirates, World Series Champions in 1960. Remember Bill Mazeroski?

  22. diehardfan says:

    They were all pretty lame

  23. Abc123 says:

    They were awesome

  24. indian boy says:

    I don’t get a few of them

  25. Markyyyyy says:

    I love that last one

  26. randomperson says:

    I liked them all!

  27. lego master123 says:

    amazingly hilarious and awesomely funny lol

  28. blue722 says:

    the dog one was funny.

    4/18/13

  29. #wholetthedogsout says:

    I like the dog one!!!

  30. Bilbo says:

    Yankee stadium?

  31. bum gum says:

    not that funny but some were good

  32. KeeKee says:

    These are nice to share with others!

  33. oddsocks says:

    They are SO funny! I love the dog & Babe Ruth one.

  34. superseeker says:

    I love jokes

  35. Buddy Lover says:

    some were good some were NOT!

  36. Sonic says:

    LOVE IT

  37. Anonymous says:

    Lol to funnu

  38. me says:

    they are really funny

  39. Funny Jokes says:

    I found this is an informative and interesting post so i think so it is very useful and knowledgeable.

  40. Baseball97 says:

    Love them all!

  41. trainfire51 says:

    i like the one about hank aaron

  42. kissy says:

    I relly like the pirates one.

  43. pokemon lover says:

    awesome and funny

  44. fossil master says:

    lol

  45. touchdown7 says:

    love the last joke

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