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12 Funny Giraffe Jokes and Comics

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Giraffe jokes will make you laugh for a long, long, long time! No need to stretch, these great jokes sent in to us by Scout Life readers are head and shoulders above the rest!

Do you know a funny giraffe joke? Send your joke to us and you could get a free patch!


Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Joke submitted by Jake P., Vaihingen, Germany


Max: Why is a giraffe such a good father?
Ed: Why?
Max: Because he is someone you can look up to!
Joke submitted by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.


comic of animals going into noahs rv

Comic by ThomasToons


Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Joke submitted by Nick C., Windsor, Conn.


Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Joke submitted by Alex S., Marietta, Ga.


Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Timothy: Why?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Joke submitted by Joshua and Timothy T., Cheltenham, Pa.


Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Joke by Nicholas B., De Pere, Wis.


Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Joke by Tyler H., Folsom, Calif.


Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Johnny: What?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Joke by Joseph R., Nutley, N.J.


Jim: Have you ever seen any giraffes hiding in trees?
Braeden: No.
Jim: That’s because they’re so good at hiding.
Joke by Braeden A., Murfreesboro, Tennessee


Noah: What do you call a giraffe in the middle of the road?
Ed: What?
Noah: “A giraffic jam!”
Joke by Noah H., Corvallis, Ore.


Mark: What has an elephant’s trunk, a tiger’s stripes and a giraffe’s neck?
Steve: What?
Mark: A zoo.
Joke by Mark E., San Jose, Calif.


Peter: What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Elaine: What?
Peter: A neck-tarine!
Joke by Julia S., St. Paul, Minn.


38 Comments on 12 Funny Giraffe Jokes and Comics

  1. Sorry about this, to me these jokes aren’t very funny. Its not easy to make me laugh. 🙁
    🙂

  2. OMG so funnyyyyyyyyyyy…

  3. Chicken nugget 2014 // December 29, 2023 at 8:07 am // Reply

    I almost died bc these are sooooooo funny and my dad almost chocked of laughing lol

  4. IVA THE 100!!!! // January 9, 2023 at 7:51 pm // Reply

    that’s not funny at all

    JK I was dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    so funny my dad nearly fell over when Told him!!!!

  5. What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

    A twelve foot tooth brush 😂

  6. It is so funny I fainted

  7. I don't have one // October 14, 2021 at 2:20 am // Reply

    anyone ever heard of this one? or did I just came up with it?
    why dose everyone hate giraffes?
    Because they look down on everybody

  8. that’s girafficaly awesome

  9. XD so funny and hilarious

  10. I need these for a report and they are giraffical!!!

  11. lol i dont like them sorry

  12. im seeing these at class

  13. Hi I think there really funny

  14. So funny I can’t breathe

  15. So funny I can’t breathe

  16. The jokes are so funny

  17. Yyyyyyyyyyy // June 29, 2020 at 7:44 am // Reply

    What do you get

  18. Love these!

  19. Goat 44739 // April 10, 2020 at 5:59 am // Reply

    There all really funny because my favourite animal is a giraffe

  20. tyranousurus rex // April 6, 2020 at 5:48 pm // Reply

    hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhaahhahahh

  21. hahaha, very funny

  22. Omg lol can’t stop laughing

  23. Funny

  24. These are giraffing me crazy.

  25. I laughed so hard I had a stroke

  26. Thanks for the jokes!!!

  27. Love it!

  28. Scout Master // October 30, 2013 at 10:56 am // Reply

    Why do you look up to a Giraffe?> They have a high intelligence!

  29. These are really really funny!!!

  30. I’d hate to be a giraffe… with a sore throat.

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