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A Pokemon Primer

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For anyone who has been out of contact with the world for the last decade, Pokemon games involve catching and training adorable little monsters. First you battle wild Pokemon, then you catch them in a pokeball. If the ball closes and they stay in, they are yours for the keeping.

On the off chance that some of you have spent the past 10 years trapped in an outer space vortex, allow me to take a moment to explain Pokemon and Pokemon games.

Pokemon, short for “pocket monsters,” are friendly creatures that you catch and train to enter in competitions. These sweet little creatures have elemental traits. There are water Pokemon, plant Pokemon, rock Pokemon, fire Pokemon, ghost Pokemon, psychic Pokemon and so on. There are also ridiculous Pokemon, but that is not an official classification.

Some Pokemon fit in two classifications. For example, Gyrados, a fire-breathing fish/dragon, is both water and fire. Water Pokemon are great at fighting rock Pokemon—water dissolves dirt, after all, but aren’t worth a bean against plant Pokemon. Since Gyrados has fire attacks, however, he’s great against rock and plant Pokemon.

The basic gameplay in Pokemon games has not changed much since the beginning. While there are always over 100 Pokemon for you to catch, train and evolve, you can carry only six with you at a time. You place the others in storage until you need them, then you walk around fighting other trainers and entering gyms where you can earn badges and new abilities.

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25 Comments on A Pokemon Primer

  1. plz rate my pokemon team

    Tryphlosion lv100

    Swampert lv98

    Kyogre lv89

    Luxray lv87

    Raquaza lv100

    Palkia lv100

    pokemon is the best

  2. Pikachu rocks!!!!! // December 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm // Reply

    Hi game guru plz rate my team out of five

    infernape lvl 100

    pikachu lvl 100

    absol lvl 100

    dialga lvl 100

    alakazam lvl 100

    machamp lvl 100

    & girantina lvl 100

    is that spelt write plz rate it

  3. Man pokemon diamond &pokemon pearl is totaly awsome!!!!!!!! my team is:

    Empoleon LV 100

    Palkia LV 99

    Dialaga LV 100

    Torterra LV 83

    Luxeray LV 90

    Infirnape LV 100

    Pokemon diamond and pokemon pearl totaly ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. hey pokemonrule2734

    my venusaur is lv.100

  5. am I the only one who uses ‘Pokemon Zero’

  6. my team

    fier ster lv91


    heatran lv72

    garatina lv70

    polewroll lv46

    poletag lv16

  7. i want to play pokemon games online

  8. Diamond and Pearl ROCKS! // September 6, 2007 at 7:06 pm // Reply

    Rate my team please. I don’t have really good pokemon rayquaza lv 89 groudon lv 80 kyoge lv 74 torterra lv 77 heatren lv 70 giratina lv 70

  9. i have a piplup that CAN do fire punch …… mimic of curzz

  10. some dude in minasota ill rate your team 4.5 over 5

  11. rate my team







  12. some dude in minasota // August 5, 2007 at 9:52 pm // Reply

    does eny one right on this

  13. pokemonrule2734 // July 30, 2007 at 7:39 pm // Reply

    Pikachu I give your team 6 out of 6 cause I was lucky just to make my Venusaur to level 71

  14. Becareful with the bad eggs then.

  15. some dud in minasota // July 17, 2007 at 5:43 pm // Reply

    to tumeg: for one its the easiest way to beat the game and ive beaten the game five times without the action replay. so i resterted the game again to beat it with the action replay.

  16. Hey some dude in minnesota. Why do you use action replays you cheater?

  17. some dud in minasota // July 16, 2007 at 8:24 am // Reply

    please rate my team

    lugia lvl100

    latios lvl100

    celiby lvl100

    rayquaza lvl100

    mew lvl 100

    jarichi lvl100

    plllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz rate my team

  18. tyranitar master // July 16, 2007 at 8:17 am // Reply

    garidos is a waterflying type

  19. Wait….gyarados is a water/flying pokemon……not a fire or dragon type. Sorry game guru but this thing has a mistake.

  20. this guide…is…horrible…and flawed. There are several errors or miss-explained things. Including the last part about Gyarados…

  21. POKEMON MASTER // July 4, 2007 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    that is a good team pikachu

  22. POKEMON MASTER // July 4, 2007 at 7:40 pm // Reply

    i have all of the gamz

  23. POKEMON MASTER // July 4, 2007 at 7:33 pm // Reply

    that is a good team!

  24. Random numbers // July 2, 2007 at 5:00 pm // Reply

    POKEMON MASTER should be the Game Guru for Diomand and Pearl

  25. If you look on the pokedex it says it is a water\flying.

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