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What’s going on in this picture? What is this parakeet doing and what is he thinking?

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849 Comments on Write a funny caption for this photo

  1. sugar freak // July 8, 2012 at 1:44 pm // Reply

    Uh, oops…

  2. game master // July 8, 2012 at 9:56 am // Reply

    No danger for me! I have wings. No danger for me!

  3. supersmasher // July 7, 2012 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    oops…owww!

  4. Oops! sorry mommy! you know I cant read! oh, no! please dont ground me!

  5. Little Cricket // June 26, 2012 at 12:04 pm // Reply

    I am such a daredevil!

  6. Snapback Tat // June 24, 2012 at 8:53 pm // Reply

    I will stay put like the decent folk.

  7. “Danger!?! I HAVE SAT HIGHER IN A TREE!!! Idiots.”

  8. Standing on it LIKE A BOSS

  9. That’s right….I’m “Danger”. Don’t mess with me!

  10. shadoweater22 // June 7, 2012 at 12:14 pm // Reply

    danger don’t stand on this too bad *stands on it*

  11. Anonymous // June 6, 2012 at 1:05 pm // Reply

    im as stable on this lader or maybe its a tree

  12. im a bird yo

  13. Sorry!! Can’t read!!

  14. CORNI NINJA // May 23, 2012 at 8:58 pm // Reply

    This ladder is for mature peeps.Mommy said i can’t see mature things

  15. fishbone 64 // May 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm // Reply

    gravity and sign…MEET YOUR MAKER!!!

  16. master chief // April 27, 2012 at 12:56 pm // Reply

    flying is for lazy birds

  17. Parakeet Girl // April 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm // Reply

    HAHA! “Danger do not stand on this step” is my middle name! I mean, Danger.

  18. I Know I am in danger, and it isn’t safe up here, but I cant read.

  19. sweet potato pie // April 5, 2012 at 8:26 pm // Reply

    getting my daredevil badge

  20. pedro and the 40-min. quest // April 5, 2012 at 8:24 pm // Reply

    Are you kidding me? This step is more stable than a three-dimensional arc…yes, I did take physical engineering…

  21. Well, I guess this sign is wrong. Does it look like I’m losing my balance? No. Whoever made this sign is such a liar.

  22. Lose my balence? Birds never lose their balence.

  23. I im flieing without flaping my winings

  24. bird, do you have wings? because you shouldn’t have to climb a ladder!

  25. i’m the boss and i’m incharge of this construction zone. and don’t you try to mess with me.

  26. ha I laugh in the face of danger! as my owner says.

  27. Super Scout // March 18, 2012 at 12:14 pm // Reply

    DANGER?! HA! I’M DANGERBOT! I’M DOING THE DISASTER DASH! I’M… falling. SPLAT like Pedro when he misses a pancake…

  28. Mw3 master // March 5, 2012 at 6:51 pm // Reply

    Don’t push me over cause im close to the edge I’m trying not to lose my head

  29. person who destroyed the world // February 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm // Reply

    (to person on sign)Of course i can get down. I’m just doing it for media exposure
    (giant crowd below)

  30. Well I won’t fall off the latter will I?

  31. I batman’s sidekick with a new identity: PARAKEET!

  32. What would you do for a klondike bar?

  33. lose balance? I’ll take that as a dare!

  34. Wait, what does danger mean again?

  35. pooooolpartyyyy1 // January 25, 2012 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    why did I get a job as a carpenter

  36. i do not know the meaning of danger! i mean, really. what’s it mean?

  37. And they said I couldn’t do it!

  38. As you all know I am your construction superviser, and befor we get going, we are going to go a few safety rules that are one this chart under me.

  39. Ya that’s right I’m a pro.

  40. Red sign = good.

  41. DareDevilBird // January 1, 2012 at 11:43 am // Reply

    Too bad Polly I won truth or dare this time.

  42. Fun E. Scout Boy // December 26, 2011 at 11:48 am // Reply

    SQUAWK! To you this is only three feet, but to me it feels like I’m on a SKYSCRAPER! HELP! Oh wait, I can just fly off.

  43. Where in the world is “this point'”? FOR ALL I KNOW “THIS POINT” COULD BE FIFTY FEET BELOW SEA LEVEL!!!!

  44. Whats this red for? d-a-n-g-e-r dang-er? weird.

  45. Uh oh, this looks bad. Too bad I can’t read.

  46. I can’t read.

  47. Why do I feel like I’m not doing what I’m supposed to be doing? All I know is that my owner is coaxing me down with… Crackers!!!

  48. balance..hmph im a bird

  49. friendlywebelo142 // December 10, 2011 at 2:37 pm // Reply

    Hmmmm, it doesn’t say the weight limit… I’m only 20 pounds!

  50. Does this mean our species has advanced in the Space Race?

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