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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

36 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. One day Pichu was suprised by Voltorb.Pichu said:That was shocking!

  2. pika eve // May 6, 2010 at 8:22 am // Reply

    ha ha!:D

  3. lololololol

  4. They’re funny i guess

  5. Q:What Do Pikachu’s do?
    A: They Peek and sneeze.

  6. Q:How do get pikachu on a bus??
    A:Poke’m on!!


  8. I love pokemon and I have soulsilver and Ihave beaten kanto and jhoto and caught every legendary except entei and rikou

  9. What kind of popcorn does pikachu like?


  10. why did combuskin cross the road?

    to prove he wasn’t torchicken!

  11. Monkeyface // April 17, 2010 at 1:46 pm // Reply

    Cool jokes!

  12. Neogoldman2 // April 15, 2010 at 12:30 am // Reply

    How do you get a bunch of squirtles into a bus?

    Answer: You poke-em-on

  13. yeah, but some of these are groners

  14. What do you get if you have a pikachu with a cold?


  15. Why do you never take a shower with a pokémon?

    He might peek-at-you

  16. why did the pokemon cross the road to get to the other side

  17. pokemon are cool dideo

  18. what Pokemon laughs when it says it’s name


  19. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?


  21. hjjhhjjjhhhjjjj // March 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm // Reply


  22. I love pokemon. I have the new Soulsilver game and I am stuck in Kanto

  23. boring!

  24. me and my friend love pokemon and jokes!

  25. sooooooo cool

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