Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
– Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
– Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
– Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
– Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
– Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
– Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
– Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
– Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
– Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
– Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

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Comments about “Top 10 best Pokémon jokes”

  1. johnny says:

    I got a caterpie level 1. the 1 stands for first place in digimon. oh yeah.

  2. johnny says:

    I got a mario and digimon

  3. Garatina Rocks! says:

    blooperstar you spelt most of the names wrong its Garitina.

  4. Garatina Rocks! says:

    What is that suppose to mean I have Jirachi

  5. ente308 says:

    i BEAT RED but i still dident beat heartgold

  6. the person says:

    very interesting

  7. the jackster 2000 says:

    i have a ho-oh,raikou,entei and sucune. ha,beat that.

  8. Garatina Rocks! says:

    Lugia is in the Whirl Islands and in less than a month I beat HeartGold Version

  9. giratinaexpert533 says:

    I really like Pokemon. I have Pokemon platinum. I defeated Oreburgh city gym Leader Roarke. I also defeated Gardenia, Marlene , and Wake.

  10. squirtle says:

    cool stuff

  11. alex rocks says:

    i cant find lugia in soul silver

  12. B says:

    Pokemon is awesome i have soulsilver and beat red. that was a fun game. Heres another joke. why did pikachu cross the road? To peek-at-chu! (peek at you)

  13. Fire Master says:

    Q: what pokemon is best at telling tall tales

    A: Farfetche’d

  14. jonbuddy1 says:

    Why did Santa give the boy who wanted SoulSilver the HeartGold version?

    He thought Ho-Oh was better.

    (Get it? Ho-oh and Ho Ho?)

  15. Fullfilled Deram says:

    Why did the pikachu hide under the bed? To peek-at-chuu

  16. Military Man says:

    I have all legendaries in Soulsilver and havent beaten the game yet!!

  17. Johnny Six says:

    lol.nicely done

  18. lucario says:

    bob and bill are walking in the forest at night when they see a rabid ursaring.
    then, bob looks down at bill:
    BOB: Why are you putting on running shoes? You can’t outrun that thing!
    BILL: I don’t have to outrun that ursaring, I just have to outrun you.

  19. lucario says:

    i have groudon kyogre rayquaza a shiny lv. 100 japanese dialga a japanese palkia a lv. 100 giritina (origin forme) arceus uxie mesprit azelf cresselia shaymin suicune latias lugia ho-oh zapdos articuno moltress heatran a shiny metagross mewtwo deoxys, i have beaten the elite four before and after i faced Red. I have seen a shiny giritina, but it belonged to someone else. (And another thing: I did NOT cheat to get ANY of these pokemon.) I have an action replay, but i cant even USE it.

  20. LEADER OF FIVE101 says:

    I know about the gross stuff,Pukemon! :-)

  21. puffy says:

    They are very funny. I really like pokemon.

  22. Mr. Genius says:

    I really don’t get most of these jokes because i stopped watching pokemon years ago but i do get the old ones

  23. jba says:

    yah that was cool.

  24. bj says:

    i huve soulsilver and i beat the game, have all the legendaries, and have dragonite flygon tyrnitar altaria and garchomp. Oh and i beat red. BEAT THAT!!!!

  25. pacman says:

    i dont watch pokemon so i dont get any of these
    but im sure they would make sense if i did

  26. Army says:

    One day Pichu was suprised by Voltorb.Pichu said:That was shocking!

  27. pika eve says:

    ha ha!:D

  28. lololo says:


  29. Killjoy says:

    They’re funny i guess

  30. Anonymous says:

    Q:What Do Pikachu’s do?
    A: They Peek and sneeze.

  31. bobo says:

    Q:How do get pikachu on a bus??
    A:Poke’m on!!

  32. scout says:


  33. legoman says:

    I love pokemon and I have soulsilver and Ihave beaten kanto and jhoto and caught every legendary except entei and rikou

  34. scout says:

    What kind of popcorn does pikachu like?


  35. yoshemon says:

    why did combuskin cross the road?

    to prove he wasn’t torchicken!

  36. Monkeyface says:

    Cool jokes!

  37. Neogoldman2 says:

    How do you get a bunch of squirtles into a bus?

    Answer: You poke-em-on

  38. Wildstar says:

    yeah, but some of these are groners

  39. Daniel X says:

    What do you get if you have a pikachu with a cold?


  40. andy says:

    Why do you never take a shower with a pokémon?

    He might peek-at-you

  41. zack says:

    why did the pokemon cross the road to get to the other side

  42. dideo says:

    pokemon are cool dideo

  43. rocker says:

    what Pokemon laughs when it says it’s name


  44. Zaya says:

    Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?

  45. dog says:


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  47. pedro says:

    I love pokemon. I have the new Soulsilver game and I am stuck in Kanto

  48. spyder says:


  49. lego bill says:

    me and my friend love pokemon and jokes!

  50. bob says:

    sooooooo cool

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