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Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

220 Comments on Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

  1. why did the pokemon cross the road to get to the other side

  2. pokemon are cool dideo

  3. what Pokemon laughs when it says it’s name

    ho-oh

  4. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
    Arrrrrr-ceus

  5. AWSOME AWSOME ;]

  6. hjjhhjjjhhhjjjj // March 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm // Reply

    weird

  7. I love pokemon. I have the new Soulsilver game and I am stuck in Kanto

  8. boring!

  9. me and my friend love pokemon and jokes!

  10. sooooooo cool

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