Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
– Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
– Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
– Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
– Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
– Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
– Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
– Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
– Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
– Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
– Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

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Comments about “Top 10 best Pokémon jokes”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Why did all the paper clips stick to the trainer?
    he had a magneton.

  2. Hot shot Pokemon says:

    What is an electric and ghost pokemon which acts like a ghost?

  3. Groudon Guy! says:

    What do you call an electric/grass type long necked Pokemon?

    What do you call it when Smeargle writes something that makes you cry?
    “Read ‘em and weep”

  4. Pika? says:

    What did pikachu say to klingklang?your (hard)to understand!

  5. Anaconda says:

    I like the zaptoise ane tolerent one the best(:

  6. Anonymous says:

    How do you fit 60 charizards on a bus
    You, “poke em on!”
    Ps. I’m a girl

  7. Professor Pine says:

    Q. What are the odds that a Happiny will evolve without an Oval Stone?
    A. No Chansey whatsoever!

  8. Anonymous says:

    if this is best, i want to see worse

  9. fireleaf the red ancient mew says:

    whew. now i know that at least 50 other people (including at school! shut up!) like pokemon.

  10. pokefreek says:

    cuz im shure most of you do and it took me about 10 hours to beat pokemon white oh yeah and NO ACTION REPLAY!!!!!!!

  11. pokemon fan says:

    if any body wants to know how to get palkia or dialga i will tell you just comment

  12. pokemon fan says:

    i have got 500 pokemon figures and 8000 cards!!
    whoo whooo

  13. palkafan says:

    what pokemon gets the flu

  14. palkafan says:

    what pokemon can count to 3 in spanish

  15. Professor Oak says:

    Hello, Professor Oak here. I am starting a question column. Any questions?

  16. Yubba Yubba says:

    I don’t get the Zapdos intorerent one -.-”
    Can someone explain it to me O_O

  17. Yubba Yubba says:

    Q: What is the best Pokemon to fight it’s own type?
    A: Dragon-knight

  18. Yubba Yubba says:

    Q: What’s the best dancing Pokemon?
    A: Tutudile

  19. SXL CH0CAL8 says:

    What do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine?

    A Poliwhirl! (Polly Whirl)

  20. Anonymous says:

    how do u get a pikachu on a bus?
    pokemon(poke him on)

  21. IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!! says:

    These Pokeman Jokes are awesome!

  22. muddy says:

    pokemon jokes about mAY AND MISTY PLEASE

  23. pika says:

    the paras one was really funny!!!!!

  24. xxx??? says:


    • PokeGirlFan13 says:

      eeh, sum of these were okayyy, but… they werent THE funniest jokes ive heard. but these r sorta corny jokes, and they always lift peoples spirits up when theyre down :)

  25. pokegirl says:

    these are really funny.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Great jokes!

  27. pichu says:

    the last one is the best!!!

  28. tylertootoo says:

    i want a arceus patch!

  29. pokemon expert says:

    i have beating all the reigons exept the new one

  30. ~Dragon says:

    Haha, funny jokes.

  31. ultimator says:

    what happened when pikachu got burned?
    A:he turned into ash

  32. master prank says:

    what is pikachu’s favorate type of pie?
    a pecan pie!

  33. x2z says:

    my cousins love pokemon,but for me I am just,well I just like pokemon,also those jokes were pretty funny

  34. I'm a banana says:

    What Pokémon do you use in a war?
    *Rim shot* A Chill-army!
    It’s one of the newest Pokémon in black and white

  35. num num num says:


  36. shimi says:

    these jokes make me burn wih laughter just like pecachu. ow hahaha pecachu!

  37. qwen says:

    pokemon its so awsome

  38. fishinglover says:

    i have tons of Pokemon cards

  39. billb says:

    i beat all of heart gold in less than 12 hours including red and caught all legendaries

  40. lucariorox says:

    whats an ice type pokemons favorite game?

    • joker5000 says:

      nice jokes i have some but there not really funny like
      why are blastiose so mean?
      becasue they’re the shellfish pokemon

  41. Tommy :] says:

    I got two jokes for this although the second one is a copy of another one up there…
    What Pokemon will always agree with you?
    What does one Spoink say to another?
    Lets bounce!

  42. PokeVGCBattler says:

    To all you people who think you’re soooo good at pokemon because you can catch legendaries and beat easy in-game trainers, go look up the competitive battling scene. You would all die. You know what harder than catching a shiny pokemon, guys? Catching a perfectly IVed Adamant nature Ho-oh. By perfect, I mean that every individual value is 31. Then, after catching it, try to EV train it perfectly without Pokerus, or vitamins. Now that’s hard.

    • starwars208 says:

      I can do that. AND I DID!!!

      • Ace Trainer says:

        It does’t mean anything if you catch a ho-oh lvl 100 adamant full iv’s and ev’s… theres a thing call action replay.. and pokesav and pokegen… you can easily make a code where you can catch a pokemon full stats and evs and ivs.. so it don’t mean nothing nor proves your a better trainer then someone else…So stop thinking your better then others… and stfu everyone is equal when it comes to pokemon its just what you decide to do when you get pokemon…. And or which pokemon you pick…

  43. Garatina Rocks! says:

    Iam so sorry I spelt Garatina wrong thankyou.

  44. dkaoi says:

    they are okay

  45. rayging says:

    I’ve seen better, like “Which legendary pokemon do you use to count to three in Spanish? Answer: Arcticuno, Zapdos, and Moltres”

  46. Garatina Rocks! says:

    So you caught or traded for Arcies and Darkrie

  47. Sasuke Uchiha says:

    I have seen and caught each pokemon ever in pokemon diamond AND pokemon pearl.

  48. Garatina Rocks! says:

    I caught Enti last night, Yay! ;D :D.

  49. cc.kiki says:

    HILARIOUS!!! I like the Zaptos intolerant one best!!!!

  50. johnny says:

    why don’t you want a pokemon to go to the bathroom with you?
    Because he’ll PIKACHU (peak at you)

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