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Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

Last year, we asked readers to send us their jokes for the Pokémon Arceus Joke Contest. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

204 Comments on Top 10 best Pokémon jokes

  1. Anonymous // May 7, 2012 at 8:00 pm // Reply

    Why did all the paper clips stick to the trainer?
    he had a magneton.

  2. Hot shot Pokemon // May 3, 2012 at 5:40 am // Reply

    What is an electric and ghost pokemon which acts like a ghost?
    Pikaboo!(Peek-A-Boo!)

  3. Groudon Guy! // April 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm // Reply

    What do you call an electric/grass type long necked Pokemon?
    Girafatwig!

    What do you call it when Smeargle writes something that makes you cry?
    “Read ’em and weep”

  4. What did pikachu say to klingklang?your (hard)to understand!

  5. I like the zaptoise ane tolerent one the best(:

  6. How do you fit 60 charizards on a bus
    You, “poke em on!”
    Ps. I’m a girl

  7. Professor Pine // February 20, 2012 at 1:10 am // Reply

    Q. What are the odds that a Happiny will evolve without an Oval Stone?
    A. No Chansey whatsoever!

  8. if this is best, i want to see worse

  9. fireleaf the red ancient mew // December 20, 2011 at 3:58 pm // Reply

    whew. now i know that at least 50 other people (including at school! shut up!) like pokemon.

  10. cuz im shure most of you do and it took me about 10 hours to beat pokemon white oh yeah and NO ACTION REPLAY!!!!!!!

  11. if any body wants to know how to get palkia or dialga i will tell you just comment

  12. i have got 500 pokemon figures and 8000 cards!!
    whoo whooo

  13. what pokemon gets the flu
    pika-achoo

  14. what pokemon can count to 3 in spanish
    arctic-uno
    zap-dos
    mol-tres

  15. Professor Oak // September 8, 2011 at 5:08 pm // Reply

    Hello, Professor Oak here. I am starting a question column. Any questions?

  16. Yubba Yubba // August 25, 2011 at 2:10 am // Reply

    I don’t get the Zapdos intorerent one -.-”
    Can someone explain it to me O_O

  17. Yubba Yubba // August 24, 2011 at 5:06 am // Reply

    Q: What is the best Pokemon to fight it’s own type?
    A: Dragon-knight

  18. Yubba Yubba // August 24, 2011 at 5:04 am // Reply

    Q: What’s the best dancing Pokemon?
    A: Tutudile

  19. SXL CH0CAL8 // June 26, 2011 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    What do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine?

    A Poliwhirl! (Polly Whirl)

  20. how do u get a pikachu on a bus?
    pokemon(poke him on)

  21. IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!! // June 5, 2011 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    These Pokeman Jokes are awesome!

  22. pokemon jokes about mAY AND MISTY PLEASE

  23. the paras one was really funny!!!!!

  24. WHICH POKEMON DOES THE GRIM REAPER OWN> A SCYTH(ER)

    • PokeGirlFan13 // January 3, 2012 at 11:47 pm // Reply

      eeh, sum of these were okayyy, but… they werent THE funniest jokes ive heard. but these r sorta corny jokes, and they always lift peoples spirits up when theyre down :)

  25. these are really funny.

  26. Great jokes!

  27. the last one is the best!!!

  28. i want a arceus patch!

  29. pokemon expert // January 16, 2011 at 2:52 pm // Reply

    i have beating all the reigons exept the new one

  30. Haha, funny jokes.

  31. what happened when pikachu got burned?
    A:he turned into ash

  32. master prank // December 11, 2010 at 9:22 pm // Reply

    what is pikachu’s favorate type of pie?
    a pecan pie!

  33. my cousins love pokemon,but for me I am just,well I just like pokemon,also those jokes were pretty funny

  34. I'm a banana // October 8, 2010 at 4:58 pm // Reply

    What Pokémon do you use in a war?
    *Rim shot* A Chill-army!
    It’s one of the newest Pokémon in black and white

  35. num num num // October 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm // Reply

    haha

  36. these jokes make me burn wih laughter just like pecachu. ow hahaha pecachu!

  37. pokemon its so awsome

  38. i have tons of Pokemon cards

  39. i beat all of heart gold in less than 12 hours including red and caught all legendaries

  40. lucariorox // August 1, 2010 at 6:37 pm // Reply

    whats an ice type pokemons favorite game?
    artic-UNO!

    • nice jokes i have some but there not really funny like
      why are blastiose so mean?
      becasue they’re the shellfish pokemon

  41. I got two jokes for this although the second one is a copy of another one up there…
    What Pokemon will always agree with you?
    Ditto!
    What does one Spoink say to another?
    Lets bounce!

  42. PokeVGCBattler // July 21, 2010 at 12:49 am // Reply

    To all you people who think you’re soooo good at pokemon because you can catch legendaries and beat easy in-game trainers, go look up the competitive battling scene. You would all die. You know what harder than catching a shiny pokemon, guys? Catching a perfectly IVed Adamant nature Ho-oh. By perfect, I mean that every individual value is 31. Then, after catching it, try to EV train it perfectly without Pokerus, or vitamins. Now that’s hard.

    • starwars208 // June 30, 2011 at 5:34 pm // Reply

      I can do that. AND I DID!!!

      • Ace Trainer // December 20, 2011 at 7:47 pm //

        It does’t mean anything if you catch a ho-oh lvl 100 adamant full iv’s and ev’s… theres a thing call action replay.. and pokesav and pokegen… you can easily make a code where you can catch a pokemon full stats and evs and ivs.. so it don’t mean nothing nor proves your a better trainer then someone else…So stop thinking your better then others… and stfu everyone is equal when it comes to pokemon its just what you decide to do when you get pokemon…. And or which pokemon you pick…

  43. Garatina Rocks! // July 17, 2010 at 4:09 pm // Reply

    Iam so sorry I spelt Garatina wrong thankyou.

  44. they are okay

  45. I’ve seen better, like “Which legendary pokemon do you use to count to three in Spanish? Answer: Arcticuno, Zapdos, and Moltres”

  46. Garatina Rocks! // July 12, 2010 at 2:21 pm // Reply

    So you caught or traded for Arcies and Darkrie

  47. Sasuke Uchiha // July 10, 2010 at 7:19 pm // Reply

    I have seen and caught each pokemon ever in pokemon diamond AND pokemon pearl.

  48. Garatina Rocks! // July 9, 2010 at 9:52 am // Reply

    I caught Enti last night, Yay! ;D :D.

  49. HILARIOUS!!! I like the Zaptos intolerant one best!!!!

  50. why don’t you want a pokemon to go to the bathroom with you?
    Because he’ll PIKACHU (peak at you)

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