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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

34 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. Anonymous // May 7, 2012 at 8:00 pm // Reply

    Why did all the paper clips stick to the trainer?
    he had a magneton.

  2. Hot shot Pokemon // May 3, 2012 at 5:40 am // Reply

    What is an electric and ghost pokemon which acts like a ghost?

  3. Groudon Guy! // April 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm // Reply

    What do you call an electric/grass type long necked Pokemon?

    What do you call it when Smeargle writes something that makes you cry?
    “Read ’em and weep”

  4. What did pikachu say to klingklang?your (hard)to understand!

  5. I like the zaptoise ane tolerent one the best(:

  6. How do you fit 60 charizards on a bus
    You, “poke em on!”
    Ps. I’m a girl

  7. Professor Pine // February 20, 2012 at 1:10 am // Reply

    Q. What are the odds that a Happiny will evolve without an Oval Stone?
    A. No Chansey whatsoever!

  8. if this is best, i want to see worse

  9. fireleaf the red ancient mew // December 20, 2011 at 3:58 pm // Reply

    whew. now i know that at least 50 other people (including at school! shut up!) like pokemon.

  10. cuz im shure most of you do and it took me about 10 hours to beat pokemon white oh yeah and NO ACTION REPLAY!!!!!!!

  11. if any body wants to know how to get palkia or dialga i will tell you just comment

  12. i have got 500 pokemon figures and 8000 cards!!
    whoo whooo

  13. what pokemon gets the flu

  14. what pokemon can count to 3 in spanish

  15. Professor Oak // September 8, 2011 at 5:08 pm // Reply

    Hello, Professor Oak here. I am starting a question column. Any questions?

  16. Yubba Yubba // August 25, 2011 at 2:10 am // Reply

    I don’t get the Zapdos intorerent one -.-”
    Can someone explain it to me O_O

  17. Yubba Yubba // August 24, 2011 at 5:06 am // Reply

    Q: What is the best Pokemon to fight it’s own type?
    A: Dragon-knight

  18. Yubba Yubba // August 24, 2011 at 5:04 am // Reply

    Q: What’s the best dancing Pokemon?
    A: Tutudile

  19. SXL CH0CAL8 // June 26, 2011 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    What do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine?

    A Poliwhirl! (Polly Whirl)

  20. how do u get a pikachu on a bus?
    pokemon(poke him on)

  21. IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!! // June 5, 2011 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    These Pokeman Jokes are awesome!

  22. pokemon jokes about mAY AND MISTY PLEASE

  23. the paras one was really funny!!!!!


    • PokeGirlFan13 // January 3, 2012 at 11:47 pm // Reply

      eeh, sum of these were okayyy, but… they werent THE funniest jokes ive heard. but these r sorta corny jokes, and they always lift peoples spirits up when theyre down 🙂

  25. these are really funny.

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