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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

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We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

16 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. good eeveening gentlemen and ladies

  2. But the last one was sooo funny lol XD

  3. I liked the last one sooo funny 😆

  4. Lol

  5. I have a Joke:
    Player1:I can’t complete my Pokédex!
    Player2:Yeah
    Player1:I “relicanth” take this anymore
    Player2:Mewtwo

  6. My little pony // March 8, 2018 at 9:50 pm // Reply

    Oh my my

  7. how do you get pikachu on a bus?
    you pok’im’on

  8. Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.:)

  9. Impressive!

  10. Those jokes were the very best like no one ever was

  11. pokemon lover // August 5, 2017 at 12:53 pm // Reply

    whats another pokemon that could be a pirate?
    arrrrrr-bok

  12. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon? Cause it’s gonna pikachu!

  13. The one about Loudred was my favorite.

  14. Good one

  15. Bananas700 // April 17, 2017 at 1:17 pm // Reply

    I LIKE THE WHALE OF FORTUNE ONE XD

  16. What do you name a Pokémon that you need to be afraid of ?
    Fear-ow

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