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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

25 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. MewtwoGamer150 // February 3, 2020 at 8:03 am // Reply

    All of the jokes are funny it’s gives me a idea of posting it on YouTube

  2. I got one for you.
    How do you get 100 Pikachu’s on a bus?
    Poke ém on.

  3. Bannana man // April 16, 2019 at 8:25 pm // Reply

    Great I told them to my hole school and very body laughed😀😀😀

  4. My family laghed!!😂😂😂😂

  5. good eeveening gentlemen and ladies

  6. But the last one was sooo funny lol XD

  7. I liked the last one sooo funny 😆

  8. Lol

  9. I have a Joke:
    Player1:I can’t complete my Pokédex!
    Player1:I “relicanth” take this anymore

  10. My little pony // March 8, 2018 at 9:50 pm // Reply

    Oh my my

  11. how do you get pikachu on a bus?
    you pok’im’on

  12. Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.:)

  13. Impressive!

  14. Those jokes were the very best like no one ever was

  15. pokemon lover // August 5, 2017 at 12:53 pm // Reply

    whats another pokemon that could be a pirate?

  16. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon? Cause it’s gonna pikachu!

  17. The one about Loudred was my favorite.

  18. Good one

  19. Bananas700 // April 17, 2017 at 1:17 pm // Reply


  20. What do you name a Pokémon that you need to be afraid of ?

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