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Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes


We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor  in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa

10 Comments on Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes

  1. Xjnsksnsn // May 28, 2015 at 3:39 pm // Reply

    OK, I got them all

  2. PokeChamp // May 27, 2015 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    Oh No! Zekrom and Reshiram are sick! I guess we have to kyrum! (cure em’)

  3. These jokes aren’t funny

  4. MinecraftBoss101 // May 16, 2015 at 6:18 am // Reply

    These are ok. Not the best though-could be better

  5. These are not that good if jokes

  6. what is the name of a pokemon thats a mountain and sneezes a lot? Peak-achoo

  7. pokemon lover forever!!!! // April 25, 2015 at 4:14 pm // Reply

    OMG!!!!!!! i get some of this!!!

  8. how do u get a picachoo on a bus
    u poke him on

  9. My Name Is Jeff // January 31, 2015 at 3:17 pm // Reply

    What happens when a Mega Rayquaza uses dragon ascent?
    It KO’s any pokemon

  10. They could be better. They’re good though 🙂

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