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50 Funny Superhero Jokes and Comics

You’ll be decimated with laughter at these marvelously funny superhero jokes, puns and comics sent to us by Boys’ Life readers. Is humor your superpower? Click here to send in your funniest superhero jokes.

Comic by Daryll Collins


Matthew: What happened when Iron Man teamed up with the Silver Surfer?
Jake: No idea.
Matthew: They became alloys.

Joke submitted by Matthew K., Farmington, N.M.


Comic by Jon Carter


Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Superman: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!

Joke submitted by Keersten H., Naperville, Ill.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Loki: Who is always watching over Thor?
Joshua: Who?
Loki: His Asgardian angel.

Joke submitted by Joshua R., Birmingham, Ala.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Mike: What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?
Shannon: I’m not sure.
Mike: There is a Wayne delay.

Joke submitted by Mike C., Daphne, Ala.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Jon: Why was baby Superman the only kid at the playground?
Don: Uh…I dunno.
Jon: The sign said SUPERVISION REQUIRED.

Joke submitted by Helen S., Waterford, Conn.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Luke: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
Mom: Which one?
Luke: Batman.

Joke submitted by Veronica T., Glenview, Illinois


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “Batman’s Worst Enemy” by Joe Kerr.

Joke submitted by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Thayde: What did Iron Man say to Spider-man?
Josh: What?
Thayde: Stop bugging me.

Joke submitted by Thayde W., Omaha, Neb.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Yasin: What is Loki’s favorite food?
Jimmy: I don’t know.
Yasin: Thor-tillas.

Joke submitted by Yasin O., Minneapolis, Minnesota


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Lizzie: What superhero uses public transportation?
Krista: I don’t know.
Lizzie: Bus Lightyear!

Joke submitted by Elizabeth G., Houston, Tex.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Bryton: Who are the most overweight superheroes?
Sammy: I haven’t the foggiest.
Bryton: Fatman and Blobbin!

Joke submitted by Bryton V., Trempealeau, Wis.


Comic by Jon Carter


Comic by Scott Nickel


Ryan: What was Captain America’s name when he was younger?
Jacob: No idea.
Ryan: Lieutenant America

Joke submitted by Ryan S., Twin Falls, Idaho


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Jon Carter


Pedro: What do you get when you cross a superhero with a potato?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: Spuderman!

Joke submitted by Joseph M., El Paso, Tex.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Miklos: What do you get if Batman and Robin are smashed by a steam roller?
George: I haven’t a clue.
Miklos: Flatman and Ribbon.

Joke submitted by Miklos S., Rockville, Md.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Tom Swiftie: “This is an amazing comic,” Tom marveled.

Joke submitted by Benjamin S., Oswego, Ill.


Comic by Jon Carter


Comic by Scott Nickel


Mike: What do you get when you cross an apple with a superhero?
Tom: What?
Mike: Cider-Man!

Joke submitted by Thomas S., Newcastle, Wash.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


Jonathan: What did Alfred say upon seeing that Batman didn’t fit in his new utility belt?
Dad: I don’t know.
Jonathan: “What a waist!”

Joke submitted by Jonathan M., Bartlesville, Okla.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Comic by Scott Nickel


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7 Comments on 50 Funny Superhero Jokes and Comics

  1. My favorite is the tenth one.

  2. They’re kinda funny

  3. Great comics and jokes

  4. This is Black Panther, I love your jokes. They are ‘super’ !

  5. I love it! I loved the first one.

  6. I loved em!

  7. funny

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