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Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 65 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until December 25th with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. We guarantee this clean holiday humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Comic by Daryll Collins


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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.

Laure: Why do mummies like the holidays so much?
Benny: Why?
Laure: They’re into all the wrapping.

Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.

Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.

Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: “Baaaa humbug!”

Joke submitted by Rylan M., Milwaukee, Wisc.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.

Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Bill: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Laura: Why?
Bill: Because the present’s beneath them.

Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.

Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.

Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.

Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.

A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.

Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.

Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!

Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.

Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.

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Comic by Thomas Toons

Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.

Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.

Joke submitted by Chance L., Larchmont, New York

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.

Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Daniel: What do fish sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.

Joke submitted by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina

Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio

Steve: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Tim: Not sure.
Steve: Ornamints.

Joke submitted by Steve A., Austin, Texas

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio

Sam: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
Devin: Not sure.
Sam: Tinsel-itis!

Joke submitted by Sam J., Mona, Utah

Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.

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Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins

Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.

Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Pam: Why?
Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke submitted by Sam P., Merrimack, N.H.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.

Andrew: What did the pepper say on its holiday card?
Luke: I don’t know.
Andrew: “Season’s greetings.”

Joke submitted by Andrew T., Allen, Tex.

William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.

funniest christmas joke

Comic by Scott Nickel

Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.

Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.

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Comic by Scott Nickel


Print and fold your own pocket joke book, filled with great holiday jokes!
Download the joke book template (PDF)
Folding instructions (PDF)

Do you know a funny Christmas joke? Click here to send it to us.

61 Comments on Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 65 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics


  2. THESE THINGS ARE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. ha ha! funny!love em!

  4. i dont get any of them

  5. where they funny? didnt get some number 2 was just obvies happy hoildays – dakota

  6. hahahahahahaha

  7. Ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny

  8. lolimwierdxD // December 20, 2012 at 2:43 pm // Reply

    ok this just made my day!! i really lover them!! Thank-You to who every made all of these jokes!!c(: n have a merry good Christmas and happy new year!!!
    bye!! c(=

  9. worst joke in the world

  10. those are so bunny

  11. the jokse s are funny 🙂

  12. some of these will make my school laugh

  13. CHRISTMAS CRACKER MAKER // December 19, 2012 at 9:00 am // Reply

    these jokes are great for the christmas crackers im making! thing is some of them arent very christmasy. but there good 🙂

  14. FunnyGirl!loljk // December 18, 2012 at 6:05 pm // Reply

    WoW! these Jokes are like amazing! i really like them! The jokes just made my day!!
    Thanks for Jokes who ever made them!! [:

  15. make more plese thier so hilasru ok

  16. groan…

  17. So funny but I do. not when you cross a christmas tree and a ipad Ido not underds the answer.


  19. heyyy these are sooo funny

  20. booboo child!!:) // December 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    idk wat to say really , but main thing is don’t get it u guys who say hahaha thts awsome! i mean very few r funny, but cum’on ya’ll 😦

  21. they are alright i suppose but didn’t make me laugh but it made my daughter laugh!

  22. some i dont get, but some are the LOL jokes !!!! 🙂 thanks :):):)

  23. joke 7 is awesome

  24. These jokes made my day, and my friends find them funny here in high school for those that are 10th Graders!!! Thank you!

  25. I liked the one about Rudolph the Red because Jorgen used rain,dear instead of reindeer.

  26. These are funny I have to admit. 😛

  27. they are all funny

  28. i dont get the second joke or the seventh joke.

  29. to funny i love em

  30. they are absaloutly amazin! best jokes EVER! merry xmas every1 and a happy new year!

  31. harry potter // December 4, 2012 at 9:54 pm // Reply


  32. Tell me more guys

  33. good jokes but some of them are a little lame

  34. Awesome Spy!!! // November 30, 2012 at 9:15 am // Reply

    I like the 7th and 8th ones best!!!! 🙂 

  35. I like all of them, but the “Star Wars” one was my favorite!

  36. these are absolutely AWESOME!!

  37. i like the viking one and the Darth Vader one

  38. GOIN 'FOR EAGLE // November 28, 2012 at 8:42 pm // Reply

    A little early, but I love these wonderful Christmas jokes!

  39. awsome jokes

  40. These were hillarious! BEST jokes ever!!!!!

  41. These are great! Today’s is the best of them all, though. I wish everyone a laugh, a (very) merry Christmas, and a happy New year!

  42. AWESOME!!!! can’t wait to here the one on christmas!

  43. Mr. Hamstahman // December 11, 2011 at 9:42 pm // Reply

    Dec 11
    Plus I am Your father!!!!! 🙂

  44. Our Pack will be using these for when we visit the Residents in the Masonic home. Our Weeblos especially love doing Run-ons and jokes.

  45. X3
    These are hilarious!

  46. LOVE THESE!! I will share them with all of my school aged day care Children. Thank you for adding some joy to our days.
    Blessings & Joy!

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