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Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 65 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until December 25th with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers. We guarantee this clean holiday humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Comic by Daryll Collins


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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.

Laure: Why do mummies like the holidays so much?
Benny: Why?
Laure: They’re into all the wrapping.

Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.

Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.

Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: “Baaaa humbug!”

Joke submitted by Rylan M., Milwaukee, Wisc.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.

Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Bill: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Laura: Why?
Bill: Because the present’s beneath them.

Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.

Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.

Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.

Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.

A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.

Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.

Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!

Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.

Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.

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Comic by Thomas Toons

Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.

Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.

Joke submitted by Chance L., Larchmont, New York

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.

Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Daniel: What do fish sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.

Joke submitted by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina

Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio

Steve: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Tim: Not sure.
Steve: Ornamints.

Joke submitted by Steve A., Austin, Texas

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.

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Comic by Scott Nickel

Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio

Sam: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
Devin: Not sure.
Sam: Tinsel-itis!

Joke submitted by Sam J., Mona, Utah

Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.

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Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins

Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.

Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Pam: Why?
Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke submitted by Sam P., Merrimack, N.H.

christmas joke for kids

Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.

Andrew: What did the pepper say on its holiday card?
Luke: I don’t know.
Andrew: “Season’s greetings.”

Joke submitted by Andrew T., Allen, Tex.

William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.

funniest christmas joke

Comic by Scott Nickel

Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.

Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.

christmas time jokes

Comic by Scott Nickel


Print and fold your own pocket joke book, filled with great holiday jokes!
Download the joke book template (PDF)
Folding instructions (PDF)

Do you know a funny Christmas joke? Click here to send it to us.

62 Comments on Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 65 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics


  2. Sooooooooo Funny! I loved these jokes. I am a prefect and needed some great jokes. Thank you very much

  3. These are corney

  4. Two gingerbread men // November 30, 2018 at 8:09 am // Reply

    Two gingerbread men went to a restaurant and one gingerbread man said “I want H20.” And then the other gingerbread man said.’’I want H202.” And then he died!! Because H202 is bleach

    • Nope. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. (sorry for the duplicate. didn’t realize reply was listed above posts rather than below them)

  5. little miss genus // November 27, 2018 at 2:44 pm // Reply

    What did the snowman get at dairy queen? A BLIZZERD!!!!!!!!!!

  6. What did one Santa say to another?

    Answer: nothing. There is only one Santa.


  8. that was really funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  9. Love these joke’s

  10. catman/cats rule // April 27, 2018 at 7:17 pm // Reply

    these jokes rule like cats!!!!!!!! 😉

  11. darth vaderrr is comin’
    …to toooown

  12. Hilarious!

  13. the jokes are so funny!!!!!!!!

  14. cool

  15. ITS SANTA CLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas to all.

  17. Jokes are awesome and cool

  18. Ugly sweater girl // December 6, 2017 at 10:21 pm // Reply

    Most are good… Some were really bad others, too cheesy

  19. Loved these, thank you.


  21. efihfihsihfir // December 4, 2017 at 10:13 am // Reply

    Eh… they kind of fell flat

  22. Looking for jokes for a school play and these offered much that our kids could relate to. Thanks!

  23. Fried Pikle101 // December 1, 2017 at 11:49 pm // Reply

    my family laughed

  24. These are funny

  25. hahaha

  26. When I told my family all the jokes…the laughed at some of em. 🙂

  27. Joke monster // November 20, 2017 at 6:52 pm // Reply

    Why did the Gingerbread man go to the docter?

    Because he was feeling very crummy!

  28. awesome

  29. i like them all

  30. LOVE CHRISTMAS // July 4, 2017 at 3:26 pm // Reply

    These jokes are cute and funny. 🎄🎄🎄

  31. Right persoperso // December 28, 2016 at 5:10 pm // Reply

    I enjoyed these jokes, but some fell flat

  32. Some are pretty good , made my dad smile

  33. these are pathetic jokes // December 25, 2016 at 5:37 pm // Reply

    i don’t find these jokes funny at all

  34. They are not so cool.

  35. Cool!!☺

  36. Little grandma // December 24, 2016 at 5:25 pm // Reply

    My 4 year old grandson loves jokes so these are perfect! Thanks.

  37. peppermint candy. // December 23, 2016 at 10:56 am // Reply

    what do snowmen like to do on the weekends
    chill out.

  38. the jokes are very funny

  39. terrible jokes

  40. my dad loves these awesome jokes so much

  41. why did the snowman cross the road?
    i don’t know,why??
    to get to the north pole.

  42. i was struggling and i though i finally got over it, but now my friend told me one of these jokes im going to commit

  43. Some not the funny, overall… very nice jokes. 🙂

  44. Cool I guess….

  45. jokes are lovely

  46. L0L

  47. some are good. I agree.

  48. Jokes were not that funny to my family.

  49. Who is the most famous man ever with a black belt?

    Santa Claus

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