Giraffe fever is sweeping the Internet! No need to wait, you can laugh right now at these great jokes sent in to us by Boys’ Life readers!
Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Submitted by Jake P. , Vaihingen, Germany
Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Submitted by Nick C. , Windsor, Conn.
Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Submitted by Alex S. , Marietta, Ga.
Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Submitted by Joshua and Timothy T. , Cheltenham, Pa.
Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Submitted by Nicholas B. , De Pere, Wis.
Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Submitted by Tyler H. , Folsom, Calif.
Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Submitted by Joseph R. , Nutley, N.J.